The Provider
Vegetarians’ Thanksgiving:
He’d brought home the turkey,
where he got it was murky.
She did some carving,
left the family starving.
He claimed
he was hunting.
Killing is good,
like a good father would.
She said
he was punting
in bed.
Now he’s dead.
Like the turkey.
Now this one I get. I even showed it to the missus.